If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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I love the aftermath of having a shower feeling 100% fresh 0% filth

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He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

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tumblr and weheartit are not letting me me do what I want too